HAIKU X 12 (14?)
I found a sheet of paper simply titled HAIKU X 12, which contained – you guessed it – 12 Haikus, mostly about my friends. There are also two at the bottom of the page that my friend Captain wrote, which are sadly the closest thing to a payoff you’re going to get in this post. If I had to guess, I would say that I wrote these in either 1999 or 2000 (8th or 9th grade).
I should also note that there was one Haiku that had been scribbled out into oblivion. I have no idea what it said.
Mute Mask is stupid
Karl please shut up right now
That picture is dumb
I hate [NAME REDACTED]
He is ugly and stupid
I want to kill him
My name is Cody
I run The Posse’s Web Page
Please call me The Game
Brad is athletic
He likes wrestling like me
We call him The Rock
Logan likes Star Wars
He is good with computers
He has a Dreamcast
Guy is the smallest
He is sugar-high and fast
He hangs out with Luke
Ron likes Gundam Wing
He always talks about it
He likes Space Ghost too
Chrissy is so loud
I could hit her with a rock
She laughs all the time
[[MYSTERIOUS DELETED HAIKU]]
Jon is really strong
He complains about Cody
Smash Brothers is ****
Nima hates [NAME REDACTED]
He wants to rip his arms off
I also want to
Jon likes RPG’s [sic]
He’s good at multiplayer
He’s cheap with Kirby
Jon’s Haikus at the bottom:
Cody’s poems are dumb
Yet are somewhat accurate
Hamburgers fly high
Cody sucks with nukes
He loses Starcraft a lot
Terrans are Jobbers